Gob as heartthrob

I'm developing a mad crush on Will Arnett, Gob of Arrested Development , and I don't care who knows it.

I was recently listening to the cast commentary on the first season DVD and was happy to hear Willy boy getting props for his expertly modulated emotions and physicality. Now that's acting, as they say. And, actually, said.

I read that he's married to SNL's Amy Poehler. That lucky beotch. Why, I'd give almost anything to be riding behind W.A. on his signature stand-up scooter, arms clasped around his fictional illusionist waist with the wind in my hair. "Macaroni...let me finish...salad."

Speaking of hair, Gnolly, I'd like to say that I was sporting a purple silhouette of the Eiffel Tower on the crown of my head. Like. Liiiiikkke. I'll know more in two weeks. Thanks for asking.