Since the awards themselves were pretty predictable, here's a rundown on the fluff stuff.
Best joke: Chris Rock's Gap analogy
Best dress: Cate Blanchett
Best quick-witted response: Jeremy Irons
Best scene-stealer: Beyonce
Best speech: Jamie Foxx
Worst joke: Chris Rock's "breastfed an apple" intro for Gwyneth Paltrow
Worst hair: Sean Penn (he may not have a sense of humor, but his hair stylist does)
From the L.A. Weekly:
Chris Rock was driving in L.A. traffic when the guy in the car next to him at a red light hollered, "I just rented Head of State and I want my four bucks back."
Both cars drove on when the light turned green, but at the next red Rock responded by throwing a wadded up $5 bill into the other guy's open window. Rock smiled as he drove away, yelling, "Keep the change!"