1. TV can teach us about the downfalls of alternate lifestyles.
Lesson from this week's episode of The O.C.: Don't be sucked in by the siren song of lesbian experimentation chic. You know, women who are into women have to do dishes, too.
2. TV can teach us the power of the entrepreneurial spirit.
Lesson from this week's episode of The Apprentice: Don't let your freedom of expression be hampered by the dictates of Webster's Dictionary. That would be demeaningful.