I came across an online promotional blurb the other day that read:
"The Harry Potter series made J.K. Rowling a multi-millionaire. Now it's your turn!"
Why in heaven's name would I want to heap more riches upon Ms. Rowling's already overflowing treasure chest of lustrous lucre? Not a tempting offer in the least. Poo, I say, to that cock-eyed come on. Poo, indeed.