I heard the news today. Oy, vey.
It seems that some survivors in the Air France crash in Canada were complaining that there was confusion after the crash and they didn't know where to go.
Huh. Confusion at a crash scene seems pretty normal to me. Survivors after a plane crash? Not so much.
YOU UNGRATEFUL EVERLOVIN' NUTJOBS! YOU SURVIVED A FRIGGIN' PLANE CRASH! SHUT THE HELL UP AND RETURN YOUR FLAPPING LIPS TO THEIR UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITIONS. THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED ON THE "BE GLAD YOUR ALIVE AND QUIT BITCHING FOR FIVE MINUTES WHY DON'T YOU" SIGN.