Lunch in Los Angeles

Just another average day in the city of L.A.
A photo shoot mid-crosswalk blocked my auto's way.
The model, she tilted and tossed her brown locks,
As my Honda idled patiently partway down the block.

When the crew waved me on, I happened to pass
A homeless man who wanted a quarter for gas.
So I gave him a buck and told him "good day,"
Then he loudly suggested dinner and a play.

What the hay? A homeless man just asked me out?
While nearby a model pimped out her pout?
I shook my head, incredulous, and threw him a wave.
Just another average day in the city of L.A.