Last night's fortune cookie read: "You may attend a party where strange customs prevail." Seems to tie in nicely with the events of last Friday night, so that means it was a hindsight cookie.
I thought about the "Hi. You'll do." entry after I wrote it, amused at the thought that the guy behind it wasn't aware his dirty laundry was being aired. This lead me to the thought: "I won't snog you, but I'll blog you."
Whaddaya know, Madonna's riding my current train of thought (quote from a recent Harpers & Queen interview):
"The world is full of distractions and tinsel and things that constantly distract us from looking inward."