Things I've learned from reading the current issue of Esquire magazine:
1. It takes 45 minutes to read the articles I'm interested in, which equals the exact amount of reading I need to distract me from the blinking numbers on the gym treadmill's LED screen.
2. Clueless, Rushmore, Heathers and Brick are smart stand-outs in the high school movie genre. (True dat. Double true.)
3. Rosario Dawson is super cute (knew that) and armed (news, that).
4. Wanda Sykes is funny everywhere except that sitcom she starred in. Here's her advice on how to make a woman happy:
"You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms, so you can comfortably live with the illness."
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