Eight things the new American Idol Taylor Hicks and the Commander in Chief of the United States of America have in common:
1. Use of "down home" delivery to disarm audience.
2. Sweeping success on respective election days despite questionable ability.
3. A frightening level of conviction.
4. Amazing ability to stay "on message" (e.g., "Soul Patrol!" and "Axis of Evil!").
5. Hair color.
6. Both have appeared in public with a smiling, but stymied brunette by their sides.
7. Neither of the above-mentioned women will admit to being anything but lucky, oh so lucky.
8. America will live to regret bestowing power upon both men.
2 comments:
To compare anyone to Bush is just plain mean-spirited. For shame!
I know, I know. TayTay seems like a good kid, too, but I couldn't resist.
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