Lindsay Loathsome

There are certain movie stars I cannot stand. Not necessarily because of anything they've done in "real life" or the quality of their cinematic performances. There's just something about them that rubs me the wrong way.

People on my ick list include Leonardo DiCrapio, Jennifer Connelly (so guess who's not seeing Blood Diamond?!), Charlize Theron and Lindsay Lohan. To punish them for icking me out, I avoid their movies and refuse to buy any magazine that features them on the cover. I also make a face whenever I see their countenances on-screen or in print.

Go ahead. You can say it. "Gee, what a hardass." I'll give you that.

Despite my hardassedness, today I'm making an exception and allowing one of my most loathed to share a web page with moi. Just because she's hilarious in spite of herself.

The following text is made up of excerpts from a BlackBerry wireless transmission from rail-thin LL as she rails against negative tabloid talk and threatens to pull a Jerry Maguire and get all real issue-y. Pretty impressive she's dropping Al Gore's name as well as quoting Howard Hughes (somebody saw The Aviator!)

Found via the delightful P and B.

(Note to self: remember to start signing off all your electronic transmissions with "Your Entertainer,")

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.

"I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help.

Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people.

Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.

People are just mean.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion."

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"Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out.

Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask.

If we just ASK.

I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone.

I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life."

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"Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask.

So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future.

Thank you for your time."
Your Entertainer,
Lindsay Lohan