1. Waking up early is considered ambitious behavior. Staying up late is considered suspicious behavior. (As Malice might say, that is a ricockulous double standard based on an outmoded agrarian mindset.)
2. You can be feeling really discouraged and then someone hands you some unexpected cash and it's all daisies and dildos again.*
3. Champagne cocktails give me just as happy a buzz as sangria and margaritas, plus they make me feel fancy.
4. I don't enjoy capers.
5. It's OK to be frivolous and silly today, even though yesterday was somber and sentimental. Life needs both.
*I have no idea what that phrase means, but like it.