Now you can read your iPod contents like mystics read tea leaves.
Here's how:
1. Put your iPod on "shuffle."
2. For each question below, press the "next" button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THE CORRESPONDING SONG TITLE DOWN IN THE EXACT ORDER OF APPEARANCE, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Bear in mind that absolutely nothing evil will befall you if you choose to ignore this survey.
I've included my iPod's "answers" to the questions (along with some commentary in parenthesis) below. Let me know what your answers were, if you wanna.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
"Deep in a Dream” Chet Baker
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Broken Arrows” Jose Gonzalez
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Lazy” David Byrne (very apropos)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"A Little Trip” Vinyl Kings (I hope it’s to Paris)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Lonely As Can Be” The Concretes (not really, luckily)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"What Child Is This?” Vince Guaraldi Trio (probably true)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Here We Go Again" Vinyl Kings (hahaha)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Linus and Lucy" Vince Guaraldi Trio (Charlie’s more compelling food for thought)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Here Comes Everybody” Autolux
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"When You Play the Violin” The Gothic Archies (Huh. I have no musical ability.)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Turn On/Off” Inara George
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Ghost Mountain” The Unicorns (whoa, eerie)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
"High and Dry" Radiohead
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
"Catch My Disease" Ben Lee (too perfect for a germphobe like me!)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Love Can Strike Twice” Flotilla (what does this foretell?)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Wait for Me” Sean Lennon (something nice about that)
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